Hans, the Hanes guru of comfort, is here to give you the secret to staying cool. It’s all about the cool new fabric of these Hanes briefs. Yep. It’s an ad for undies. But it’s just in time for this hot weather.
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Hans, the Hanes guru of comfort, is here to give you the secret to staying cool. It’s all about the cool new fabric of these Hanes briefs. Yep. It’s an ad for undies. But it’s just in time for this hot weather.
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