You know what we’re craving?
The chef’s salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side and the apple pie a la mode.
The pie should be heated, ice cream on the side, strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, just whipped cream, but only it it’s real. If it’s out of a can, then nothing.
This is not a drill: Hellmann’s is teasing a When Harry Met Sally campaign.