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Comparison is A Thief

Shopping will never be the same.

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📱 Google reshapes in-store shopping with AI-powered comparisons.

📅 ‘Tis the season for branded advent calendars.

🚮 Instagram just made it easier to remove deactivated accounts from your following.

🎭 Adam Driver gives dramatic readings of 5-star reviews in Amazon’s BFCM campaign.

⚠️ Google’s site reputation abuse policy now includes first-party involvement or oversight of content.

❄️ Lexus celebrates 25 years of the “December to Remember” campaign.

🤫 Looking for a host gift? Hellmann’s hid mayo in wine bottles.

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“Attending Digital Summit was an absolute game-changer for me”

Don’t just take it from us. Take a peek inside Digital Summit’s DMs to find out what attendees across the country had to say after attending so far this year. ⬇️

💥 “Every session was relevant, engaging and provided immediate takeaways my team can act on now as well as future tasks down the road. This event sparked ideas and lead to great conversations at networking lunches and breaks. A must attend event in my future!” — Stephanie, 3D Cloud

🧠 “Digital Summit is always my ‘go to’ conference each year to stay up to date with marketing and communications trends and best practices.” — Chris, NTCA

Attend an upcoming summit and expect 25+ sessions packed with actionable insights and tactics that’ll shake up your marketing strategy. Industry experts will share key insights on topics like leveraging AI & ChatGPT, ROI-driven SEO, branding, lead generation, and more (it’ll blow your mind… in the best way).

New 2025 cities announced this week! Denver, CO (June 2–3, 2025) and Minneapolis (August 6–7, 2025).

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The Internet kind of hates the new Jaguar rebrand. What do you think?

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Mint Mobile Infomercial

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It’s almost 2025, which means headlines are about to pop off proclaiming that our average global attention span is down to milliseconds.

But fearmongering be damned, Mint Mobile made a whole 30-minute infomercial to market its $15/month premium plans.

It feels exactly like when you’d fall asleep to Nick at Nite and wake up to some guy shouting about a set of pans at full volume.

If one of you works at Mint Mobile, can you share the video retention stats with the class?

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