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💘 We’re lovin’ these sweet Valentine’s Day brand activations.
🥀 Condolences pour in following Duo The Owl’s death by… Cybertruck.
💉 Ozempic, Wegovy maker calls out Hims & Hers Super Bowl ad: “Check before you inject.”
🎺 Happy 50th, SNL. These are the 10 best fake SNL brands.
🙃 Study: Consumers crave uplifting content more than ever.
🏈 The list of famous white men who appeared in ads during Super Bowl 59 is long.
🤖 Adobe’s Firefly Video Model is entering public beta.
🪴 Califia Farms drops “The Green Album” to help you and your plants grow.
👏 BuzzFeed to launch new, good-vibes-only social platform.
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Some Like It Hot
DoorDash is turning up the heat this Valentine’s Day with its cheeky “Threesome” campaign.
The third party in this scenario is, of course, a DoorDash delivery bag loaded with flowers, chocolates, and whipped cream.
The platform is dropping limited-edition “sweet” and “spicy” bundles in select cities, with the spicy version featuring items from Hustler Hollywood—DoorDash’s first partner in the intimate wellness category.
DoorDash is fully embracing the racy marketing trend—the :30 ad is actually age-restricted on YouTube.