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Be in The Know
- Good luck remembering that extremely long DoorDash promo code.
- Was that Cetaphil Super Bowl ad a ripoff?
- Superb Owl: The Duolingo bird of your nightmares got its first regional Super Bowl ad.
- Today at noon, Dunkin is dropping those DunKings tracksuits from the Affleck commercial.
Tactics
Super Bowl 2024 Picks
Beyonce, Hey Arnold, SpongeBob, Usher… Millennials were the real winners of the big game. Here are our totally subjective faves and flops:
Faves
- Dunkin: “DunKings” feat. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jennifer Lopez, and others. A true chaotic monument to Ben’s miraculous relationship with the brand.
- CeraVe: “I Am Cera… Ve” feat. Michael Cera. Stupid, good, stupid good.
- Paramount+: “Hail Arnold” feat. Tua Tagovailoa, Patrick Stewart, and Drew Barrymore. “Throw the child!”
Flops
- Hellmann’s: “Mayo Cat” feat. Kate McKinnon. Cute, but a little late on the Pete Davidson punchline?
- Budweiser: “Old School Delivery.” Maybe a hot take, but it felt uninspired.
- Pfizer: “Here’s to Science.” … Did they just say “here’s to the next fight?”
Poll
Smash or Pass
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