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july 1, 2026

Metrics That Matter ✅

Optimize your campaigns.

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Optimize Your Campaigns Against the Funnel

You can’t apply the same KPIs across every campaign. Someone discovering your brand for the first time shouldn’t be measured the same way as someone with a full shopping cart.

At the awareness stage, the goal is getting in front of the right people.

As they move into consideration, the focus is engagement and education. Then, once they’re ready to buy, efficiency is the priority. And after the sale, retention metrics help determine whether you’re building lasting customer relationships or just replacing churned users.

So, optimize for where customers are in the funnel. Here are the metrics that should drive decisions:

  • 🟢 Awareness (TOFU)
    • Reach
    • Engagement rate
    • CTR
    • Email open rate
    • View-throughs
  • 🟡 Consideration (MOFU)
    • Video completion rate
    • Time on page
    • Email click rate
    • Bounce rate
  • 🔴 Conversion (BOFU)
    • Conversion rate
    • Cost per acquisition (CPA)
    • Email conversion rate
    • Return on ad spend (ROAS)
  • 🔵 Retention & Loyalty
    • Repeat purchase rate
    • Customer lifetime value (CLV)

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