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Watermelon & Cucumber Mojitos

Y’all some winter storm is supposed to hit the east coast and we’re not happy. In fact, we’re just sitting over here thinking about sandy beaches and mojitos…


  • 1 seedless watermelon pureed
  • 1/2 English cucumber pureed
  • 2 limes juiced
  • 1/2 cup mint muddled
  • 8 oz vodka chilled
  • 1 large bottle sparkling water chilled (I prefer PC brand, San Pellegrino or Perrier)
  • Ice cubes


  • Using a blender or juicer, puree watermelon and cucumber together. Strain using a fine-mesh sieve if using a blender to remove pulp and set juice aside (preferably in the fridge to chill).
  • Juice limes, then muddle with mint using a wooden spoon or a muddler if you have one. Put the mixture in a shaker with ice and shake for 15-20 seconds. Strain into a large pitcher.
  • Add juice to a large pitcher, then vodka and bottle of sparkling water.

Today’s drink is from The Girl on Bloor

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