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january 9, 2026

Stranger Things Have Happened

Conspiracies, deals, and activations.

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Netflix changed its social bios to this message: "ALL EPISODES OF STRANGER THINGS ARE NOW PLAYING." What was the fan theory that shook the Internet this week?

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What We Learned

Customer lifetime value (CLV) tells you how much revenue you can expect from a customer over the entire time they do business with you.

Since acquiring new customers is expensive, it helps you understand whether that investment actually pays off, especially when compared to customer acquisition cost. Retaining customers with high CLV is usually far more profitable than constantly chasing new ones.

Here’s what you need to calculate CLV.

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Chelsea posted: “I am curious if anyone else has seen an AI Agent be flipped on in their Meta DMs of a business page. I first noticed it with Instagram. I cannot find in settings where to turn this off. The AI is giving our customers false information and a bad link. Does anyone have a clue?”

A Carney posted: “I have a client whose Google Business Profile is verified, but anytime I try to view their performance stats or add a post through the profile itself, I get a “verification processing” message. Has anyone experienced this before?”

Darlene posted: “I came across this exposé looking into the practices and pricing packages of food influencers. What are your thoughts on these restaurant/creator relationships? It may be fraud according to the FTC, but is it dishonest? Does it matter what industry we’re talking about?”

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Did Ya Know?

Answer: Conformity Gate.

Like it or not, the finale really was the true end of Stranger Things. Here’s why so many fans were convinced a secret episode would drop on Jan. 7.

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