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august 3, 2026

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🚗 Heineken is rewarding people who don’t drink.

🤖 Meet the AI publicists that don’t actually exist.

💼 Is LinkedIn cracking down on AI… or human writers?

🥤 Stanley picks a new agency after its viral boom.

🏨 Why hospitality might be advertising’s biggest advantage.

🛍️ Macy’s is turning its iconic billboard into ad space.

💸 OpenAI wants startups to spend more on ads.

How to Scale Multi-Location SEO Without Hurting Rankings

Expanding into multiple cities? Creating a separate page for every location can help your visibility, but only if those pages offer real value.

According to Search Engine Land, many businesses hurt their SEO by publishing dozens of near-identical pages that only swap city names. Search engines are getting better at identifying this type of thin content.

Instead, each location page should reflect the unique needs of customers in that area, highlighting relevant services, local proof, and information that genuinely helps users.

Here are five best practices:

  • Build pages around real locations. Only create pages for places where you actually operate or serve customers.
  • Avoid duplicate content. Give every location page unique copy instead of changing only the city name.
  • Include local trust signals. Add testimonials, reviews, team members, or projects from that specific area.
  • Optimize internal linking. Help users and search engines navigate between your regional pages.
  • Keep information accurate. Ensure addresses, service areas, business hours, and contact details stay updated.

A strong multi-location strategy isn’t about publishing more pages—it’s about creating more relevant ones.

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Sony & The Death of Physical Media

Sony has announced it will stop production of physical discs in January 2028, shifting to digital only.

The public backlash was swift, sparking lots of petitions and a larger conversation about physical media and the real meaning of ownership in 2026.

In the latest episode of The Daily Carnage Show, Shannon breaks down why consumers respond emotionally to business decisions (even if they’re not buying physical media like they used to), how Sony mishandled the PR and eroded consumer trust, and ways you can use cultivate a sense of ownership to differentiate your brand and build positive sentiment.

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AI’s Final Draft

We’ve all seen it happen: someone copies AI output without deleting the prompts first.

Snickers turned that all-too-familiar mistake into its latest “You’re Not You When You’re Hungry” spot. During a funeral eulogy, the speaker accidentally reads the AI instructions aloud, turning an emotional moment into an awkward one.

Created by BBDO, the campaign taps into a behavior that’s quickly becoming part of internet culture and proves the best AI jokes are the ones we already recognize.

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