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january 23, 2026

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What We Learned

Tuesday: We’ve figured out by now that static funnels are too slow and rigid to win in 2026. Loop marketing, conversely, learns and adapts in real time, using AI to scale personalization and optimization across channels. In this way, every campaign becomes data for the next. Here’s how the loop system works.

Wednesday: Website authority is a measure of how credible search engines and, increasingly, AI systems view your site. Strong authority means your content earns trust, ranks for more keywords, and attracts backlinks that signal relevance and reliability. Building that authority takes consistently showing value to users and to other sites in your niche. Try these 4 tactics to get it done.

Thursday: LinkedIn, like most socials, has increasingly deprioritized external links, not just in posts but even in comments, because they want people to stay on the platform. And before you think it, ā€œlink in the first commentā€ isn’t an effective workaround anymore, because algorithms hide or bury those comments, making the links harder to see and reducing referral traffic. Here’s SparkToro’s strategy for sidestepping this obstacle while stillĀ driving curiosity and value.

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Nope, at least not that we know of. But yeah… Shatner appears to be working for Raisin Bran, you can get way over-served at Taco Bell, and KPop Demon Hunters’ EJAE will make her big-game debut.

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