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september 9, 2026

Worth Fixing?

Not every SEO problem deserves the same resources.

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Enterprise SEO Is A Team Sport

Enterprise SEO isn’t just regular SEO with more pages. Once a website spans thousands or millions of URLs, the person who finds an SEO problem often isn’t the person who can fix it.

Changes may need approval from engineering, legal, regional marketing, brand, or other teams — and a single template change can affect thousands of pages. That means enterprise SEO is as much about prioritization and coordination as it is about rankings.

So how should enterprise teams prioritize SEO work?

  • Measure impact: Estimate how much a task could improve rankings, traffic, or revenue.
  • Consider implementation cost: A high-impact idea isn’t necessarily a good first move if it requires months of work.
  • Account for approval friction: The more teams involved, the longer a change can take.
  • Think at the template level: Fixing a system that affects thousands of pages is often more valuable than manually optimizing a handful.
  • Look beyond Google: AI search visibility is becoming another part of the equation, making content governance and cross-team coordination even more important.

At enterprise scale, the best SEO strategy isn’t about finding the most problems. It’s about finding the problems worth fixing first.

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The Daily Carnage Show

Ep. #2.16: Dissecting the Brand Apology

A brand apology is a lot more than just a statement designed to respond to audience reaction, soothe the situation, and calm the backlash.

The best brand apologies acknowledge what went wrong, provide specifics on how the internal process broke down, and detail the corrective actions the brand is currently taking to address it.

In the new episode of The Daily Carnage Show, Shannon  dissects some recent brand apologies to understand what’s working… and what’s backfiring:

  • Neutrogena promises to donate to an unidentified charity after the tragic death of their long-time ambassador Hayden Panettiere, who they reportedly dropped after her public acknowledgment of post-partum depression.
  • Target pulls a Halloween costume that evokes racist minstrel imagery.
  • Good Good Golf and Callaway remove a co-branded campaign depicting a man shoving a female golfer to the ground.

Is there a brand apology you return to as a hall-of-fame template? Drop us a comment and let us know.

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LoVely

Guinness found a new way to put its harp front and center.

In its latest OOH campaign, “LoVely,” the iconic harp — part of the brand for more than 160 years — becomes the letter “V,” giving a fresh spin to its classic “Lovely Day for a Guinness” platform.

Simple photography captures pints of Guinness in everyday moments, from football matches and festivals to pubs and nights at home.

Sometimes, all it takes is one little letter to make a Lovely day.

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